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I don't like it!
Shibata doesn't like it!
Misha doesn't like it!
I'm sure some of you watched this video before it even started.
Huh? You watched it?
It's not like we said we watched it.
We had to watch it.
You know the thing we do at Premiere Koukai?
Yeah.
We watch a video at the same time as everyone else,
and we all talk about it in the chat and try to get excited about it.
By getting excited about it at the same time,
I think we've come up with a new way of enjoying it.
We've been using it for a while now.
But!
Everyone waits two minutes for it.
That happens a lot, doesn't it?
Yeah.
If you wait two minutes, you're bound to be bored.
If you watch a video every other video,
you watch two videos six times a week for 12 minutes.
12 minutes a week means...
48 minutes a month.
If you do it for a year, you'll have to wait about 600 minutes.
I want you all to enjoy even that time before Premiere Koukai.
You know that music, right?
That's not music!
If we could turn that music into something more fun,
I think you'll be able to endure it for two minutes.
We're going to modify that song we originally had,
and you'll be able to listen to it a lot,
and you'll be able to relax your brain while you watch it.
I think if you could somehow put that song in your head and play it during Premiere Koukai,
you'll be able to enjoy it for two minutes.
What kind of reaction was that?
Wow, you're saying amazing things without even realizing it.
Was it amazing?
It was flying when I first heard it.
I've been thinking about it since I first met you, but it was flying.
From head to toe?
It's flying from head to toe.
As a rule this time,
if we make it short or long,
Premiere Koukai won't buy it,
so we'll use that song in exactly the same length,
and add lyrics to it.
If you listen to this song, you'll think, "That song in the music video is really good."
That kind of pattern is fine, too.
Anything is fine, so let's modify that song so that everyone can enjoy it.
It's totally up to those who can rely on it.
If it's of worse quality, you should just ignore it.
We don't know when it'll be released, but let's make it come out after we make it short.
Talked...
Talked...?
- Did you talk about it? - Yeah, we talked about it.
- Just thinking about it, we talked about it. - Thinking about it?
- No, it happens. - It does.
- "Arabbia" came out! - "Arabbia"?
No, we talked about it.
- It happens, it happens. - We talked about it.
- But it's just a thing, right? - Just a thing.
- Thank you for thanking us for talking about it! - It's an honor!
- 2 minutes of "Arabbia" release isn't free of time, is it? - I think so!
Other than that, we thought it'd be great if you could enjoy those 2 minutes of brainwaves every time.
- Let's watch it! - Let's watch it!
- Are you watching it? - Yes!
But it's too good.
- Too good. - Too good.
Even if it's an early morning V-log, it's too good.
- That was tough. - It wasn't.
- It wasn't.
- It's fine like this, right? - Yes.
It's true!
That 3-minute and 4-minute video...
There's a lot of editing work that I don't know if I can do.
This video is more like an announcement video, so...
- I'd like to watch it in detail. - Yes.
By the way, I was really depressed when I had to make this video...
- Every day. - Well, I'm the one who said it...
I agree with you very much.
- Really... - You know...
- It's really hard. - You always say that before you make a video.
But by us making a video...
Hundreds of thousands of people...
Will be released from their depression in 2 minutes.
I'm going to end my achievement here.
- Let's watch it! - Yes.
- I'm looking forward to it. - I want to watch it.
- Then, Toshimitsu-kun, would you like to watch it? - Yes.
I don't know if I can say that I made it or not...
- Yes. - Yes.
You know, in a live performance...
Before an artist comes out, there's a scene like that.
- Yes, yes, like that. - Yes, yes, like that.
Before the performance.
With that kind of feeling, I thought...
Should I start?
I made an alleyway...
- To make things stronger. - Yes, yes.
- Well, I'm not the one who made it. - Then, without further ado...
- Before the video starts... - Yes.
- Please watch it with the feeling... - Yes.
- "It's only 2 minutes." - Yes.
- Let's watch it! - Yes.
- Please watch it with the feeling... - Yes.
- And it starts. - I see, I see.
- This is going up. - This is like a musician.
- It's just that it's getting cooler. - Yes, yes, yes.
- By the way, who did you ask for this? - This is...
- A person who stands in front of you. - Oh, I see, I see.
- Someone who can make music properly. - Yes.
- But on the other hand, I'm a completely different person. - Oh, I see.
- By the way, I've been making videos, but you're mistaken, right? - No, I think you're right.
- I think you've talked about making videos before. - No, I've talked about making videos, but I'm also a speaker.
- Then I'll make a black video. - No, I don't need a video for this.
- It didn't reach you, did it? - It didn't reach me.
- I just messaged you. - Oh, I see.
- That's probably the scariest thing, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- I think I feel like two minutes is a very long time. - Yes, I think so, too.
- On the contrary, I don't think two minutes is enough. - Oh.
- And instead of waiting for those two minutes in front of the TV like this...
- I wanted you to use it for your own advantage. - Oh, I see.
- Well, I made a little karaoke video. - Oh, I see.
- Okay, then here's the second part of my black video television publication.
Please let me sing!
Oh, you're going to sing!
No, no, no.
"Please let me sing" is a sad story.
Please sing and wait for me.
It seems that Yohashi is the most popular in Japan.
Oh, Yohashi.
See you next week!
Bye for now!
- Here it is! - I see!
Make a snack in two minutes while drinking sake.
- I see. - That's tough.
I think two minutes is pretty tough.
I thought two minutes would be long, but it's actually pretty short.
Even when you're cooking...
Everything's gonna be alright.
Why are you looking at me like that?
This is for people who can sing.
- Someone who can sing for you. - Yeah.
If you can't sing in a good voice, it's a bit slow.
Someone who can sing for you?
- Someone who can sing in a good voice. - I see.
- Can I say something? - Sure.
Before the premiere was released,
I wanted to talk about the premiere release.
The content of the premiere release itself.
Who would be looking forward to the premiere release?
Would you like to talk about it?
- First of all... - I don't know.
Another thing about the premiere release is...
- How high school students would like it. - I see.
What kind of reaction would you like to see?
We're excited about it.
- There's one more thing. - What?
- YouTube. - I see.
- You're pretty sharp. - You're too nice.
- What? - What?
You're the best on YouTube.
I noticed that and started singing about it.
- Here we go. - Okay.
Here's the countdown of the premiere release.
My favorite channel's newest video.
I can't wait to watch it.
These two minutes are the perfect spice for enjoying the video even more.
Let's listen to it.
"My Premiere Is Premium".
This time has come again today.
I wonder what this video is about.
A toxic title and thumbnail.
What will happen? I can't imagine.
I can't get enough of this excitement of the moment.
A new era starts with this one step.
Yes, that tower.
One minute. Just one minute.
My era will come, man.
Come on, let's go.
I've been waiting for a new video. I'm looking forward to it. My viewers are coming.
Work, work. Don't be shy. It's the same for me. Please, buzz me up. Seriously.
I have a dream come true.
I want to be a super popular YouTuber.
I want to make a lot of money.
That's why I'm making this video.
Okay, I'm telling you.
Now is the countdown time. In other words, it's my showtime.
The videos after this are nothing but hoaxes.
Shut up and watch the countdown.
What are you doing?
I'm not messing with you.
Your videos, which I'm the main character in, are not expected by anyone.
Shut up, you guys. Shut up already.
Look, it's starting.
It's already starting.
I'm looking forward to it.
It's already over.
Your showtime is already over.
- Oh, wow. - Wow.
Hahaha!
Everyone has a feeling of "premier release"
or has a strong feeling of it.
So I thought, "Why don't we have a "premier release countdown" "premier release"
- I thought about it. - Yeah, I thought about it.
I made it with a focus on brain regeneration.
I added the original sound while it was playing.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
I'm doing it.
- Today, I'm going to play "die". - Right.
- "Die"! - I'm going to play it.
- Oh! - I'm going to play it and make it sound good.
Oh, you're going to do the chorus?
Oh, I'm going to sing the whole song.
- Oh, you're going to do it. - Wow!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Don't ask a professional!
Hahaha!
I asked a high school classmate.
- Hahaha! - I did it with a lot of work.
- I think it's going to stay with me no matter how many times I play it. - Yeah.
It's my favorite song.
Die
- I'm also looking forward to "premier release". - Oh!
- I see. - But unlike Tetsuya,
I'm going to raise the hurdle to the strongest.
- Oh! - It's a video that's about to start.
That's why it was a little difficult to put in a song.
- It's like a musical tone. - Oh!
- It's a little difficult. - Why can you do that?
Hahaha!
This is the "premier release" I was saving.
I have no choice but to move forward.
Press the play button at the end of this road and satisfy everyone's hearts.
It doesn't have to be idealism.
It doesn't have to be beautiful.
As long as you can find your own place, that's fine.
Even if I'm exposed to thunder, I will move forward.
I want to see everyone's smiles.
I'm tired and I'm going to sleep.
Don't give up. It's not over. Even in fire, you can get through it.
YABAU!
It's no use. It's over! All hope is gone!
The clock is...
The premium price is reversing!
The images of the past are flowing into my head!
Thank you for your help!
History created the present!
Many people have supported our civilization since ancient times!
We worked hard for this video!
Cameramen, editors, planners...
All adults who have helped us!
We thank you all!
We will definitely push the button!
The video I risked my life to watch...
The video poster "h"'s victory...
Burn it in your eyes.
The hurdle is high.
This is good!
I'm a little impressed.
I'm impressed.
But the song is too amazing...
I couldn't get involved.
Who wrote the song?
Yuyuto.
Oh, I see!
He said, "Please go crazy no matter what happens."
I said, "I know what you mean."
He came right away.
The song is definitely amazing!
Amazing!
I got a video from Yuyuto.
We have four songs in total.
I don't know what you like about it.
I think it's different for everyone.
When the premium song starts...
If you start playing your favorite premium song every day...
I think you'll lose your free time.
I hope you can make use of it like that.
That's what I think.
If you load it like that, you'll lose a lot of time.
It's like a whole problem outside of YouTube.
It's improved a little, hasn't it?
The biggest problem is...
I think it's the four of you's homework.
I'm going crazy.
I hope it's over soon.
If you don't know, there's one more thing.
It's a launch.
It's already finished.
I'm sure you haven't enjoyed it yet.
It's stuck in my head.
We'll do it every time.
I'm looking forward to chatting with you.
I hope you'll enjoy it better with this video.
Bye.